Why not

  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
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shartlotte:

me entering school vs. me exiting school

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birdystark:

when you type too fast and send “holy hit”

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bakrua:

hartorotica:

I’m just saying -

Theoretically, since there seems to be no life form on Mars right now, and we have sent robots to transmit information to us, that implies that 100% of Mars’ current population consists out of robots.

We have a planet in our universe that’s solely inhabited by robots. Mars is a robot planet.

well ur not wrong

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ernbarassing:

*suddenly remembers all of life’s responsibilities on sunday night*

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loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

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beyoncefashionstyle:

The most accurate thing you will read today.

beyoncefashionstyle:

The most accurate thing you will read today.

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greetings:

"okay class who wants to present first"

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