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aminaabramovic:

*washes hands, dries thoroughly and applies a light coat of hand sanitizer and continues to blog*

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gaymzee:

i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time

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heckacute:

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

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racistpauladeen:

kingorb:

favorite underwear


Cause you done in a flash in bed

racistpauladeen:

kingorb:

favorite underwear

Cause you done in a flash in bed

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ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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seaking:

slay me

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camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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